NoAlcohol4Sis | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyDesertKingdom

arab-israeli conflict, CraftyDesertKingdom, Crown Prince, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian state, peace process, Politics, recognition, reconciliation, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, two-state solution

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the players are actually secret agents for saudi arabia and israel, but they gotta work together to build the ultimate base and defeat the evil ender dragon.

the crown prince of saudi arabia is like the boss of the server and he’s all like “no recognition for israel until we have a palestinian state, yo!” and everyone’s like “yeah, we gotta make peace in minecraft first before we can do it in real life, bro.”

join this server for the most epic diplomatic minecraft battles and crazy alliances you’ll ever see. plus, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the map that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate ruler of the server.

come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s make peace through minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DizzyCraft: Watch Your Step!

aging, balance, Contribute, correlation, dizziness, DizzyCraft, Factors, Falls, Future, geriatrics, health, likelihood, meta analysis, older adults, Prevention, research, Risk, Stability, statistics, step, study, vertigo, watch

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little block house and tending to your pixelated farm, when BAM! You start feeling dizzy out of nowhere. But don’t worry, because on our server, dizziness is actually a good thing!

Yup, you heard me right. If you start feeling dizzy while playing on our server, you’re actually over 60% more likely to fall into some crazy adventure in the future. Forget about boring old regular falls, we’re talking about falling into hidden dungeons, falling into treasure troves, falling into epic battles with dragons and creepers.

And get this, even if you think there might be other factors contributing to your risk of falling, like maybe you ate too many virtual carrots or stayed up too late mining for diamonds, it doesn’t matter. On our server, dizziness is the key to unlocking a whole new world of excitement and danger.

So come join us on the most thrilling Minecraft server out there, where dizziness isn’t just a side effect, it’s a ticket to the ride of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Chrome Network

Adventure, building, Creative mode, Earth, Earthsmp, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming Community, minecraft Java, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, redstone engineering, role playing, Server Events, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Lots of fun to be had! Smp, EarthSMP, Pixelmon, and more games coming soon! Minecraft Java 1.16.5 and other mods.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Aqua Planet SMP

Adventure, Aqua Planet SMP, Bosses, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Friends, Fun, Fun Community, great staff, Ip:, Islands, Land claiming, Minecraft, Monsters, oceans, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Survival, Version, vote parties

Welcome to APSMP! A world like no other, sail the oceans and explore islands. Join, bring your friends, prepare to fight off monsters and bosses while you try to survive!

We have many fun features like Custom Enchants, Player Shops and Player Warps, Vote Parties, Land Claiming, Fun Community, Great Staff!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

↕️ SERVER IP: mc.apsmp.com ↕️ VERSION: latest [1.21.1]

↕️ DISCORD: apsmp.com/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	39
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Moony McMoonface: The Almost Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Max8abug, McMoonface, Minecraft, Moonbat, Moony, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft server?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8259
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cute Model Minecraft Server

#dare, adorable, Alluring, attractive, beauty, Captivating, challenge, charming, cute, delightful, Enchanting, fashion, Gorgeous, Irresistible, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, SWEET

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

culinary indulgence, decadent meals, eating sushi, exclusive dining, expensive food, extravagant meals, fine dining, fine dining experience, foodie experience, gourmet dining, gourmet sushi, high-end restaurants, high-priced sushi, indulgent sushi, lavish dining, luxury dining experience, luxury dining., Michelin star restaurants, Minecraft, premium dining, restaurants, smp, star, sushi, upscale sushi

Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Emeralds Found:	6218	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	80
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

Beirut, blast, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Crisis, death toll, Destruction, device, Edition, emergency response, explosions, Incident, International, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Second Wave, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, world news

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ores Mined:	8704	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

Chat, Communication, couples, Crafty, digital communication, digital intimacy, Emotional support, face-to-face support, long distance relationships, love, married participants, online connections, online dating, online relationships, online support, PIXEL, Relationship Building, relationship success, Relationship talk, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections, virtual support

so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	9084

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Gigacraft

Contact, contacto, email, GigaCraft, good time, Hosted, Minecraft, Players, reach out, respectful, rules, Server, spain, Spanish, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mines Excavated:	1182
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

adaptations, Classics, creativity, Entertainment, Franchises, Future, games, gaming industry, innovation, madness, market demand, Minecraft, Nostalgia, originality, Reboots, remake, Remakes, Sequels, Server, storytelling, Technology, trends, video games

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Animals Bred:	126
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3