NoAlcohol4Sis | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s hard seltzer obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a diabetic-friendly experience with a twist!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re rushing to the emergency room every time you log on! With insane drinking habits and diabetes galore, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you have to take your virtual sister to the virtual ER at 2 AM? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, our family-friendly server will have you shaking your head in disbelief just like when my sister buys 4 CASES of hard seltzers. And just like my family, we’ll brush off any concerns you have and tell you to just have fun!

So come join us on the most dramatic Minecraft server around. It’s my car, my rules, and no alcohol allowed…unless it’s virtual alcohol, of course!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, characteristics, cultural stereotypes, image, Individuality, judgments, Labels, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, perceptions, Personal experiences, Personality, preconceived notions, reputation, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-identity, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, StereotypedSteve, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

avoid screens before bed, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime stretches, calming music, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Fast, herbal tea for sleep, lavender oil, limit caffeine, meditation for sleep, Methods, methods to fall asleep quickly, mindfulness for sleep, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep tips, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5520	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2944	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8180	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	887	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Earth Belongs Minecraft Server

belonging, Belongs, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Earth, equality, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial stereotypes, Server, social construct, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subspecies

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, we don’t discriminate based on race, but we do have a special place for white people who still believe they’re just individuals in a social construct.

Join us if you want to experience a world where everyone else has discovered their true subspecies, whether it’s the majestic Unicorn People or the powerful Dragon Descendants. But don’t worry, our white players can still be whatever they want – even if it’s just a regular old human.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces diversity, while also poking fun at those who refuse to see the truth? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself transformed into a magical creature before the day is over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Double Gaming Minecraft SMP

2024.., cat content, double, double price, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, Wholesome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us in the year 2024 where you can pay double the price for extra “cat content” because who doesn’t love wholesome feline fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Nether dimension where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in gaming history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dad’s Dough Defense

Benefits, Boundaries, Caregiver, cleaning, Dads, Decision making, Defense, dementia, dementia care, Divorce, DOUGH, elder care, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, financial abuse, financial responsibility, Inheritance, lpa, Manipulation, Pension, protecting dad’s money, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about demanding family members who think they’re entitled to your hard-earned diamonds. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And don’t worry about sharing your loot with anyone else – on our server, it’s every player for themselves! No more worrying about siblings trying to steal your enchanted gear or demanding a cut of your mining profits.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic redstone contraptions to even think about your family drama. Plus, who needs half of your pension when you’ve got a chest full of diamonds?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4977
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HourlyInternet SMP

Communication, connectivity limitations, cyber world, daily routine, digital age, digital divide, global connectivity, HourlyInternet, information access, information overload, internet, limited access, online culture, online presence, productivity, smp, social media, societal impact, technological dependency, Technology, Time management, virtual reality

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only rule is to build the ugliest house possible. We’re talking neon pink wool, dirt floors, and a roof made entirely of melons. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they once took down a fully geared player in diamond armor. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that pops up randomly in the server. Picture this: creepers busting out their best dance moves, skeletons spinning records, and zombies doing the worm. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the chaos of ugly houses, chicken armies, and underground disco parties all in one place? Come join us and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!