NoAlcohol4Sis | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ElonCraft: Rasputin Reimagined

billionaire, charismatic leader, controversial figure, cult of personality, disruptor., eccentric, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, influence, innovation, inventor, modern day, present day, rasputin, Reimagined, spacex, SpaceX CEO, Technology, tesla, Tesla founder, Visionary

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk is not just a tech billionaire, but also a modern-day Rasputin! Join us as we explore the wild and wacky world of Musktopia, where rockets are powered by sheer willpower and flamethrowers are the weapon of choice against creepers.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a Tesla Cybertruck through the Nether? Or watch Elon Musk battle it out with Herobrine in an epic showdown for control of the server? Well, look no further because anything is possible in this crazy, Musk-filled world.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Elon Musk riding a unicorn while launching a SpaceX rocket into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this one-of-a-kind server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of rocket fuel).

Dracon Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Emeralds Found:	4794	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Dracon Earth is an Earth-themed Minecraft Survival server where the map faithfully reflects the real world geography. Players can build their own cities, form nations and fight for global dominance. With a mix of politics, economics and war, Dracon Earth offers a unique and immersive experience for all adventurers.

5.9.123.60

PokeCraft

1.16.5, BUILD, Community, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Farms Harvested:	304
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Void Gems Collected:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	280
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	193	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Mines Excavated:	1376
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Buildings Constructed:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	4320
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Items Found:	6471	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1507	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

Players:	107/600	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4