NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Animals Bred:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Votes:	4716
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3602	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5993	Villages Defended:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Runes Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ores Mined:	2753

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4475	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Orbs of Power Found:	12

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Towns Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	3494	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Potions Brewed:	154
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	887	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	4658
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	499737
Dragon Eggs Found:	2719	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1