Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Holy Grails Found: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 402 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Crops Grown: 6131 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MineCraftWholesomeness

    MineCraftWholesomeness
    Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

    TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness
    lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

    Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

    So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Animals Bred: 48 Alien Abductions: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • flairvanillamc

    flairvanillamc

    Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Falling into the Void: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • When MC

    When MC

    Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

    Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

    We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

    So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

    Insane Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

    And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

    But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 622980 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TherapistGoneWild

    TherapistGoneWild
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

    But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

    Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 799564 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 284 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

    OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Dragon Scales Harvested: 390
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • OverheardOcelots

    OverheardOcelots
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarfare

    CraftyKoreaWarfare
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

    Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos
    come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 387 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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