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KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8322	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2612
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Potions Brewed:	190	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Love Letters Sent:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Animals Bred:	111	Runes Activated:	4

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6190	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Animals Bred:	130	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mines Excavated:	4749
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7185	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Potions Brewed:	158
Star Shards Collected:	167	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Emeralds Found:	1835	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6000	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Players:	107/700	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	New Chunks Explored:	715957
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7321	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Towns Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2