No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Void Gems Collected:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	596

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Villages Defended:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Potions Brewed:	128
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	819670	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ores Mined:	5671	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Items Found:	6762	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Void Armor Forged:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crops Grown:	9331	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	266	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8341	Runes Activated:	7

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Farms Harvested:	848
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6747	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz