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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7957 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 546 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.
So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!