Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Everneth

    Everneth

    Welcome to a unique vanilla Minecraft SMP experience. Everneth is a *whitelisted* community offering a great environment for players to grow as builders, join friendly competitions, and meet new friends! Everneth is founded upon principles of an honest and accountable staff, and fair vanilla survival gameplay.

    We are one of the oldest active survival servers out there, with our community going back over ten years and counting! OG players from back then and newer members that have joined us along the way all populate our server, with everyone interacting and playing in their own ways.

    We offer: – Nearly vanilla gameplay – Proximity voice chat (optional) – An active Discord server – A friendly, grief-free, Hermitcraft-like community – A custom datapack with mob & player heads, and a modified version of BlazeandCave’s Advancements! – Regular community events including build competitions, scavenger hunts, and UHC! – A creative superflat test world free for all members to use!

    It’s easy to get whitelisted; all you have to do is join our Discord server, make an application, and let us get to know you. Come join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • DCGaming Network

    DCGaming Network

    dcgaming is a Sri Lankan gaming Network. we are providing Sri Lankan first slime fun server. Our Teamspeak Server [ts.dcgnetwork.us] . our website https://dcgnetwork.us

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Runes Activated: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3751
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • OceanSMP

    OceanSMP

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CenterState

    CenterState

    Welcome to CenterState. At the beginning of 2024 we succesfully completed CenterState! We (N0Hatred and RTVD) have started CenterState.

    Features: – No Resets – Anti Pay-to-Win – Survival Multiplayer – No PVP – Friendly server – Crates – Original spawn – Discord

    TLDR: If you are looking for a friendly server that does not accept hate speech, has absolutely no P2W and fair and understanding staff, join CenterState.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9197 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • StarNexus

    StarNexus

    Star Nexus ;

    StarNexus is a Survival server with Custom World, SlimeFun, Mission System and much MORE!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Zombie Dances: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • DragonCraft Network

    DragonCraft Network

    Newly opened network with 2 modes survival custom and anarchic survival We are looking for loyal players who like our new network

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Ores Mined: 9415 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • craftingtopianetwork

    craftingtopianetwork

    We are a Dutch/English network server currently have faction and custoptopia

    we are open

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 5089
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PicKac

    PicKac

    Pickac is a server that focuses on the Create mod and many other modifications. We try so that everyone can join even if they don’t have a very powerful computer. We have a great person who can take care of the server running without any problems. We want to make a smaller community of around 30 people who would actively play and give us information on what we could improve.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Era Of Kings

    Era Of  Kings

    One Piece Era Of Kings We are a Minecraft One Piece MMORPG server with custom bosses, armor and custom islands of our own. This is an RPG server, here you get things like awakenings, better items with better stats and other cool things like mounts and devil fruits. Here are some of the things we have:

    – Full Open world with bosses, quests and characters with storylines. with over 40 islands already made and a lot of things to do. over 200 quests and 1000’s of dialogs – Marine and Revs discords, with ranks to gain for ALL factions, including strongest swordsman, underworld, pirate, bounty hunter, marines, revs, and A LOT more. – Stat system to gain more power and customize yourself, with more hp, strength, intelligence and a lot of different stats that allow for building your own builds – Custom scripted bosses, with abilities and powers, including raid bosses and soon dungeons – Awakenings that apply in the game, with a HUGE market, auction, – Custom items with stats like hypixel skyblock and other mmorpgs – custom Classes as devil fruits and combat styles, with more than 70 at the time of beta

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlackGrind

    BlackGrind

    Its a 24/7 Biggest Grinding & PvP Server Where You Can Enjoy And Play That Contains You To Join With Any Client Like Lunar And Any Version So Join Now Many Players Will Welcome You Its Safe 100% You Can Enjoy Here! You Can Contact Me On Discord ID = deviljurassic I Have’nt Upload Video Cause I Want You To Make Video And Get Yt Rank For 1k Subs! (Server Is Chrack Supported)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 451714 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Digimobs Beyond

    Digimobs Beyond

    Digimobs Beyond is a server for players to relax and have fun with you and your friends. you can find our modpack on Curse Forge and a list of mods found at https://discord.gg/p4KDP8kgk8 Under our mods channel

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FrostMC

    FrostMC

    An minecraft lifesteal server. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Crops Grown: 8979
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Tavern Survival

    Tavern Survival

    Tavern SMP is a Minecraft server, with unique features. We’re a 1.18 Survival server with a unique Proximity Chat system, where you can instantly interact with nearby players. No extra mods, or clients required! What’s with the custom resource pack you might ask? You’ll find the answer to that within the Tavern. Well, what are you waiting for? Come join us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Void Armor Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Prehistoric Network

    Prehistoric Network

    Prehistoric Network, a Survival-based server with custom Dinosaurs, armor, weapons, bosses, and more! Come join now for a one of a kind experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • OlimpoCraft Network

    OlimpoCraft Network

    Are you looking for a fun server, without lag and different from the others? Then you are in the right place! OlimpoCraft Network brings you impressive experiences, pleasant staff and the desire to go far. What are you waiting for? Get in now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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