Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CryptCraft

    CryptCraft

    IP: cryptcraft.com YouTube: youtube.com/cryptcraft Facebook: facebook.com/cryptcraft Donations: cryptcraft.com/donate

    Welcome to CryptCraft! We are a free to play (cracked) server that has been around since August 2011. We have a medium sized community right now, and we are always looking for new members! WE NOW HAVE A DEDICATED SERVER WITH 16GB OF RAM! So, what do we have to offer?

    VANILLA WORLD! On our Vanilla world, players can build a house anywhere, make shops, kill others in the wilderness, start new towns, and much more! When joining the server, you must complete a tutorial before being able to play in Vanilla. We do this to prevent spam. WE DO NOT ALLOW GRIEFING in vanilla! Any grief that is found will result in an IP ban of the offender and a rollback of the area. This is your grief warning! If you find grief, tell an admin or mod. Players can make money by selling items in a shop, or selling cobblestone to the admin shop. (Video on shops) If you are interested in making your own town, you must pay $1000 (In game money) to an Admin (This can be split between people). Towns have PvP disabled and can be either public or private. Home protection can be purchased for $50 from an Admin or Mod. We will also add an admin shop and a warp to new towns. Stealing from chests is allowed, so you need to remember to lock your chests! You can do this by using the command /lock and hitting your chest. These are the basic rules for our Vanilla world, but if you have more questions.. JUST ASK US!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • JRCraft

    JRCraft

    JRCraft has been running since 2011 !

    Join one of the longest running community driven servers in Minecraft history ! +-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- Small nuggets of info +-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=- Newish map, we have recently reset. We do not do this often (once every 2 years or so).

    Plugin info and Server News: https://jrcraft.net

    Permissions: https://jrnetwork.net/help/serverwiki/minecraft/jrcraft-permissions-r21/

    Dynmap: http://play.jrcraft.net:1888

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 125 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DarkerCraft

    DarkerCraft

    Coming Soon! www.DarkerCraft.com 1.4.3, Awaiting Bukkit RB Mature management, anti-grief, grief cleanup, survival, PVP Arena, Spleef Arena, anti-floating fences, large biome. Management positions available. Ground up unique build…not a copy from another. No super flat areas. Owner and donation funded.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 44

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • [1.4.7] ϟChunkWarsϟ

    [1.4.7] ϟChunkWarsϟ

    CHUNKWARS A WHOLE NEW PVP EXPERIENCE

    What is ChunkWars? ———————————————- ChunkWars Is An Entirely New PvP Game. Each Player Starts On A 16X16X16 Chunk. The Chunk Contains Resources And A Starter Chest. Every Night The Chest Is Refilled. You Have A 4 Minute Grace Period. After 4 Minutes, Its All Out PVP! Build Your Way To Other Chunks! LAST ONE STADING WINS! Visit Our Website To Donate And Get A Rank! www.chunkwars.webs.com DIAMOND TODAY! VOTE TODAY

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SWGaming

    SWGaming

    SWGaming Minecraft Server

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • RVL-CRAFT

    RVL-CRAFT

    We have 1 map Only no other maps just 1

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • AnnihilationCraft

    AnnihilationCraft

    AnnihilationCraft is a Hardcore PvP Server IP: 69.175.52.20 Port: 25565 Website: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/home Forum: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/forum Voting: http://annihilationcraftpvp.enjin.com/Voting Hoster: Beastnodes Chicago PvP: ALLOWED Stealing: ALLOWED Greifing: ALLOWED Hacking: NOT ALLOWED

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6610 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CubX

    CubX

    RolePlay server, structured cities, useful plugins, and a united team! TS3 Available, PixelArt world (Infinite Blocks) and PVP for fun! Visits are possible without registration!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Up and Rising

    Up and Rising

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • iCrafted

    iCrafted

    iCrafted is a new social minecraft server where you first need to register via http://www.icrafted.nl/account/register when done that you will recieve a mail to activate and you’ll be whitelisted

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • TechCraft

    TechCraft

    TechCraft, an all, brand new, exciting Minecraft server with various activities for every person! From a survival world, to a creative world, we even have a PvP world for those rebellious types! Hosted worlds are also done too, as with our example of our Skyblock world! With fun activities being developed to be available in these worlds, and a fun, social, group of players, TechCraft tries it’s best to keep you away from boredom.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Crops Grown: 2417
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Adamas MCs Survival

    Adamas MCs Survival
    Adamas MCs Survival

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SquadCraft

    SquadCraft

    Factions Hunger Games KitPvP SkyWars Mcmmo FactionsOB Creative SkyBlock Prison HCF More features and servers to come!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Tekkit/Towny Server

    Tekkit/Towny Server

    Brand new Grief-free server. have anti-grief protections set up. Towny is also a fun available option. Join my server and have a fun time no worries about being griefed and have your own space!!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ItzNetwork

    ItzNetwork
    A Network with servers such as lifesteal it is a great server to join with good community and much much more! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JOINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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