Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • [FTB] VoltaCraft

    [FTB] VoltaCraft

    Welcome to VoltaCraft

    If you like technology and automatization in minecraft and want to play on frendly server with admins, who always ready to help, then VoltaCraft made for you. Play with your friends and build giant factories and towns!

    VoltaCraft is running FTB New World Modpack

    There’s no whitelist, it’s free to join.

    Sign up on forums to be informed: http://voltacraft.enjin.com/home

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blocklandia

    Blocklandia

    Blocklandia is the BEST family-friendly Minecraft server available for kids of all ages. You don’t have to worry about swearing or inappropriate behavior. Our server was created by parents and is operated by parents.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • The Buker Network

    The Buker Network

    Hybrid Server

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • 8-Bit Panda-Craft

    8-Bit Panda-Craft

    8-Bit Panda-Craft is a place with multiple opportunities. The Max Slots is 60, so hurry over and get on!

    Owners: Arandaphobe Moosecakes2 TheLittleDj

    Fun Stuff

    We have a medium sized parkour course, that’s constantly growing!

    We have freebuild in the following biomes: Desert, Forest, Jungle, Mountain, Plains, Snow, and Swamp Biome!

    We have friendly staff!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ChoiceRealms

    ChoiceRealms

    Hello this is ChoiceRealms. We are a multiworld hybrid server with lots to do. We are currently in development and looking for some help, If you are interested in helping us build this server please join and ask Phoenix_Frenzy or DarkEliite in game for more details. Possible outcomes of helping out are staff ranks or elite Architect or Artisan Ranks. Hope to see you soon!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SurvivalCraft.US

    SurvivalCraft.US

    A very fun small server, with many fun aspects and essential plugins.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Super Happy Wild

    Super Happy Wild

    Survival, Basic Economy and features, but admin leaves people to themselves (only enforces hacks and overly-mature content).

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Knight world

    Knight world
    Knight world

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CaptainJayCraft

    CaptainJayCraft

    We provide a server with almost everything and minimal rules. We have SurvivalGames, Factions, Plots, Creative, Avatar. Survival, Skyblock, HardCore and many more! So come join us and spread the word!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ArchonCraft

    ArchonCraft

    Application Form—— https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dPyx1kvo9hGFUwAKtAbW8df3ge1oG63Om3Vn9lJLnH8/viewform —– Application Form

    Welcome to Archoncraft! i started this server with the hope of creating a nice community of player similar to the Mindcrack server. This server will be for youtubers to come and record LP’s and such. My YouTube Channel is YouTube.com/Captainjfud, I have wiped the slate clean and am starting afresh. Do not worry i to will be recording videos and lps on the server. Please will out the Application form above if you would like to join Archoncraft!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • YoupWn

    YoupWn

    mcMMO / Factions / MobArena / Creative world

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Citi-Build Community

    Citi-Build Community

    A Popular Minecraft server Network with server consisting of things like!

    -Factions! -Prison! -Survival Games! -Freebuild! -SkyBlock! -And Much Much More!

    Staffed by some of the top and most mature respected staff in the whole Minecraft community! This group of staff helps to make your time and experience as best as it can be and meet the standards that we look to meet and that others look to us to meet! So we hope to see you on the server soon, and have a nice day!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 48

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • {Phx}Minecraft Server

    {Phx}Minecraft Server

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Minereapers Genesis

    Minereapers Genesis

    Our goal is to provide a server with a large sense of community without limiting players. The vision for the server involves a world where our players can do what they want, but also have ability to form groups where they can build together, form teams for arenas or even form parties to fight bosses throughout the world.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftAU WarZ Factions

    CraftAU WarZ Factions

    We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

    Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

    We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6832 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Animals Bred: 79

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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