No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
New Chunks Explored:	267268	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	33	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1844
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	271
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Towns Built:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Chaotic Realms

Anarchy, auraskills, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Chaotic Realms, Community, content creators, Events, Head Drops, high quality, Minecraft, minecraft server, Players, PvP, smp, smp server, Streamers, Teams, Unique Content, weekly events, Youtubers

[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7070	Enchantments Applied:	196
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1337
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PIXEL, Puns, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

#BelieveWomen, break the silence, CreeperQueen, empowerment, End harassment, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, harassment awareness, METOO, Minecraft, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, speaking out, Stand up against harassment, support survivors, victim blaming, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment

Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	766857	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Creeper Therapy Co.

anxiety relief, aromatherapy, Calm, coping strategies, creeper, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, guided imagery, healthy distractions, journaling, meditation, mindfulness, nature sounds, positive thinking, progressive muscle relaxation, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing music, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Brainy Heights & Spiders

anxiety disorders, brain activation, brain regions, Brainy, fear analysis, fear neuroscience, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of spiders, fear patterns, fear perception, fear processing, fear research, fear response, fear studies, fear triggers, Heights, mental health, neuroscience, phobias, Psychology, scientific research, social threats, Spiders

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PuffleLand

Survival, Vanilla Survival EssentialsX Builds Plugins Creative Minigames PvP Economy Skyblock Factions Roleplay Quests Redstone Parkour Mods Farming Exploration Adventure Community

This is PuffleLand, A very simple minecraft server which is just vanilla survival with some extra stuff that comes from the essentialsX plugin. I would appreciate seeing some builds here and the server is guaranteed at least 6 months of life.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4647	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UnBit

Adventure, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, multiplayer server, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival mods, survival server, UnBit, virtual

Server for anyone who wants to spend time, specialized in survival that will later add more modalities, any questions go to the discord where the moderators will be willing to help

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.