No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	102	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4166	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8326
Villages Defended:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	5517
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Chaotic Realms

Anarchy, auraskills, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Chaotic Realms, Community, content creators, Events, Head Drops, high quality, Minecraft, minecraft server, Players, PvP, smp, smp server, Streamers, Teams, Unique Content, weekly events, Youtubers

[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PIXEL, Puns, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Star Shards Collected:	294
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Farms Harvested:	998	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	245
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

#BelieveWomen, break the silence, CreeperQueen, empowerment, End harassment, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, harassment awareness, METOO, Minecraft, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, speaking out, Stand up against harassment, support survivors, victim blaming, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment

Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Farms Harvested:	655
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Creeper Therapy Co.

anxiety relief, aromatherapy, Calm, coping strategies, creeper, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, guided imagery, healthy distractions, journaling, meditation, mindfulness, nature sounds, positive thinking, progressive muscle relaxation, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing music, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Brainy Heights & Spiders

anxiety disorders, brain activation, brain regions, Brainy, fear analysis, fear neuroscience, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of spiders, fear patterns, fear perception, fear processing, fear research, fear response, fear studies, fear triggers, Heights, mental health, neuroscience, phobias, Psychology, scientific research, social threats, Spiders

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PuffleLand

Survival, Vanilla Survival EssentialsX Builds Plugins Creative Minigames PvP Economy Skyblock Factions Roleplay Quests Redstone Parkour Mods Farming Exploration Adventure Community

This is PuffleLand, A very simple minecraft server which is just vanilla survival with some extra stuff that comes from the essentialsX plugin. I would appreciate seeing some builds here and the server is guaranteed at least 6 months of life.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	7796	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

UnBit

Adventure, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, multiplayer server, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival mods, survival server, UnBit, virtual

Server for anyone who wants to spend time, specialized in survival that will later add more modalities, any questions go to the discord where the moderators will be willing to help

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.