Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

    ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

    So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cool Minecraft SMP Name

    Cool Minecraft SMP Name
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the UFC Heavyweight Champ, the WWE Undisputed Champ, AND the WWE World Champ all playing together! Imagine battling it out in PvP against these absolute legends of the ring. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some wrestling tips while you’re at it. Join now for a chance to challenge these champs to a duel and show them who the real Minecraft master is!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadSnatchedVacayFUN

    DadSnatchedVacayFUN
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

    Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 216 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Villages Defended: 17
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/galaxyrp/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 19 New Chunks Explored: 218078
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Villages Defended: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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