Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Gods Slained: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Emeralds Found: 4060 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Void Armor Forged: 27

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

    ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

    So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Magic Items Found: 4670
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cool Minecraft SMP Name

    Cool Minecraft SMP Name
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the UFC Heavyweight Champ, the WWE Undisputed Champ, AND the WWE World Champ all playing together! Imagine battling it out in PvP against these absolute legends of the ring. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some wrestling tips while you’re at it. Join now for a chance to challenge these champs to a duel and show them who the real Minecraft master is!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadSnatchedVacayFUN

    DadSnatchedVacayFUN
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

    Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 309 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 180
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 2194
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 854903 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Enchantments Applied: 223
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/bloodmine-7-minecraftpe-server-minecraft/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 167 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7098 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 155
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 162
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Animals Bred: 76
    Gods Slained: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    New Chunks Explored: 374888 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 796375 Magic Crystals Found: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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