No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4049
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8662	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ores Mined:	3181
Enchantments Applied:	277	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
New Chunks Explored:	804982	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Void Gems Collected:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3452	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7486
Enchantments Applied:	257	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Potions Brewed:	159
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	2177

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4531	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Farms Harvested:	955	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Farms Harvested:	864
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Animals Bred:	184
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!