No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Zombie Dances:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

advancement, Animals, Automation, Bronze Age, challenge, Crafting, crops, electrical age, Food, industrial age, landscapes, Machinery, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, new world, Overloaded, Players, Problems, SALTY, smp, stone age, Survival, Tools, triumph, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	138	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

attractive, Before and after, body image, body positivity, confidence boost, determination, dieting, EASY, Exercise, fitness journey, healthy living, lifestyle change, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, self-care, self-esteem boost, smp, success story, transformation, weight loss, wellness, workout routine

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PuppyBlocker

animal welfare, dog ownership, ethical pet ownership, family conflict, family dynamics, pet adoption, pet breeding, pet breeding ethics, pet care responsibilities, pet health, pet neutering, pet overpopulation, pet ownership decisions, pet ownership disputes, pet parenting, pet rehoming, pet spaying, PuppyBlocker, responsible pet care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyCashCow2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	505
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Animals Bred:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TankWarsCraft

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haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchantments Applied:	187
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Wiki Craft Land

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so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Towns Built:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

24/7, Active owner, Boogaloo, Dedicated, Discord, East Coast US, Electric, Fresh New World, Helpful Owner, kitchen, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Misadventures, Modded, Modpack, modpack link, New server, pebblehost, Player slots, PvE, RAD 2, RAM, roguelike, server upgrade, SINK, Whitelist

Rogue Realms | RAD 2 ModPack

Server Details	New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed)
Gameplay	PvE
Server Status	24/7 – East Coast US
World	Fresh New World
Owner	Helpful/Active Owner
Community	LGBTQIA+ Friendly
ModPack	ModPack Link in Discord
Access	Whitelist

Join our Discord server for more information

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Crops Grown:	5300	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyFriendzMC

cancer survivor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFriendzMC, Empathy, Family Support, friendship, HPV negative, Invalidation, lymph nodes, misunderstanding, mri, oral cancer, salivary gland, skin cancer, squamous cell carcinoma, surgery, survivor rates, survivorship, tongue cancer, warrior party

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!