Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 12
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 New Chunks Explored: 169110
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Pristine Network

    Pristine Network

    Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

    Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

    Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

    IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Villages Defended: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

    Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

    Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 258

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CousinCraft WeddingGate

    CousinCraft WeddingGate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

    Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Emeralds Found: 4387 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

    PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

    Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MineGirrlRealityCheck

    MineGirrlRealityCheck
    Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Zombie Dances: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

    Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Savage Minecraft Server

    Savage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

    So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

    Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SwipeCraft: No Regrets

    SwipeCraft: No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

    We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

    Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 340
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • DreamCraft SMP

    DreamCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3756 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Towns Built: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • TraitCraft

    TraitCraft
    Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

    Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

    Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Hate-Free Zone Server

    Hate-Free Zone Server
    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

    our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

    we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

    so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Alien Abductions: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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