Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 41
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Chimeras Created: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8850

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Potions Brewed: 177
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 223814 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Star Shards Collected: 215

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6251
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftySkillzMC SMP

    CraftySkillzMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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