Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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