”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

feeru, Gaijin, Japan, long tail tag, Minecraft, OFFENDED, pixelated, pureesu, San, Server, stoppu, TOKYO

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Enchantments Applied:	113	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

What The Frick Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adoption, Backlash, Communication, Community, controversy, criticism, Diversity, FRICK, inclusion, internet culture, linux kernel mailing list, LKML, Minecraft, online behavior, programming, smp, Social Issues, Software Development, Technology, transgender language, what are they doing, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Emotional support, emotions, feelings, financial struggle, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, loans, love, loyalty, money lending, personal boundaries, relationship advice, Support, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

advancement, CHANGE, Civilization, consequences, Development, hindsight, History, Impact, Improvement, innovation, invention, Minecraft, mistake, progress, reconsider, regret, rethink, smp, society, Technology, undo, UndoItAll

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Animals Bred:	72

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyTwistMC

CraftyTwistMC, dramatic events, life changing events, life events, life experiences, life journey, life plot twists, life surprises, life-altering moments, personal growth, plot twist, surprising moments, twists and turns, unexpected changes, unexpected developments, unexpected outcomes, unexpected revelations, unexpected turn, unexpected twists., unforeseen circumstances

Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

at risk, Disease, dose of vaccine, Early, fresh dose, Help, mathematical models, mumps, mumps vaccine, Nations, outbreak, Prevent, Prevention, reduce transmission, response, Rising, Risk, third dose, Transmission, vaccine, VaxCraft

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ores Mined:	6712
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Farms Harvested:	499
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Emeralds Found:	3447
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9120	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	60
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!