Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Magic Items Found: 8508 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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