Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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