Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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