”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9389	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	254537
Astral Projections Made:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8430	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8131	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Star Shards Collected:	284
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Chaotic Realms

Anarchy, auraskills, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Chaotic Realms, Community, content creators, Events, Head Drops, high quality, Minecraft, minecraft server, Players, PvP, smp, smp server, Streamers, Teams, Unique Content, weekly events, Youtubers

[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PIXEL, Puns, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Enchantments Applied:	258	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	101	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

#BelieveWomen, break the silence, CreeperQueen, empowerment, End harassment, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, harassment awareness, METOO, Minecraft, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, speaking out, Stand up against harassment, support survivors, victim blaming, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment

Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Creeper Therapy Co.

anxiety relief, aromatherapy, Calm, coping strategies, creeper, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, guided imagery, healthy distractions, journaling, meditation, mindfulness, nature sounds, positive thinking, progressive muscle relaxation, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing music, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Brainy Heights & Spiders

anxiety disorders, brain activation, brain regions, Brainy, fear analysis, fear neuroscience, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of spiders, fear patterns, fear perception, fear processing, fear research, fear response, fear studies, fear triggers, Heights, mental health, neuroscience, phobias, Psychology, scientific research, social threats, Spiders

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PuffleLand

Survival, Vanilla Survival EssentialsX Builds Plugins Creative Minigames PvP Economy Skyblock Factions Roleplay Quests Redstone Parkour Mods Farming Exploration Adventure Community

This is PuffleLand, A very simple minecraft server which is just vanilla survival with some extra stuff that comes from the essentialsX plugin. I would appreciate seeing some builds here and the server is guaranteed at least 6 months of life.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

UnBit

Adventure, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, multiplayer server, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival mods, survival server, UnBit, virtual

Server for anyone who wants to spend time, specialized in survival that will later add more modalities, any questions go to the discord where the moderators will be willing to help

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”