Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ores Mined: 1636 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 10
Crops Grown: 8287 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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