”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

forced, KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK, Minecraft, no pol, no porn, no vidya, productive members, Server, society, tards, vidya

Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1819	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Farms Harvested:	929
Mines Excavated:	2241	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchantments Applied:	167
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	4673
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	5177
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Chaotic Realms

Anarchy, auraskills, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Chaotic Realms, Community, content creators, Events, Head Drops, high quality, Minecraft, minecraft server, Players, PvP, smp, smp server, Streamers, Teams, Unique Content, weekly events, Youtubers

[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PIXEL, Puns, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	280	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3122
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

#BelieveWomen, break the silence, CreeperQueen, empowerment, End harassment, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, harassment awareness, METOO, Minecraft, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, speaking out, Stand up against harassment, support survivors, victim blaming, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment

Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Creeper Therapy Co.

anxiety relief, aromatherapy, Calm, coping strategies, creeper, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, guided imagery, healthy distractions, journaling, meditation, mindfulness, nature sounds, positive thinking, progressive muscle relaxation, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing music, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!