Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
Magic Items Found: 2198 Zombie Dances: 0
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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