Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 7692 Divine Spears Created: 24
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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