”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Potions Brewed:	157	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

feeru, Gaijin, Japan, long tail tag, Minecraft, OFFENDED, pixelated, pureesu, San, Server, stoppu, TOKYO

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

What The Frick Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adoption, Backlash, Communication, Community, controversy, criticism, Diversity, FRICK, inclusion, internet culture, linux kernel mailing list, LKML, Minecraft, online behavior, programming, smp, Social Issues, Software Development, Technology, transgender language, what are they doing, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Emotional support, emotions, feelings, financial struggle, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, loans, love, loyalty, money lending, personal boundaries, relationship advice, Support, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

advancement, CHANGE, Civilization, consequences, Development, hindsight, History, Impact, Improvement, innovation, invention, Minecraft, mistake, progress, reconsider, regret, rethink, smp, society, Technology, undo, UndoItAll

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyTwistMC

CraftyTwistMC, dramatic events, life changing events, life events, life experiences, life journey, life plot twists, life surprises, life-altering moments, personal growth, plot twist, surprising moments, twists and turns, unexpected changes, unexpected developments, unexpected outcomes, unexpected revelations, unexpected turn, unexpected twists., unforeseen circumstances

Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

at risk, Disease, dose of vaccine, Early, fresh dose, Help, mathematical models, mumps, mumps vaccine, Nations, outbreak, Prevent, Prevention, reduce transmission, response, Rising, Risk, third dose, Transmission, vaccine, VaxCraft

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Skeleton SMP

Adventure, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to the best survival server!

Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cucaracha Players

Cockroaches, Cross-Play, Cucaracha Players, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Gaming, Minecraft, Network, PvE, PvP, Server, Sewers, Survival, Technical, Underground

Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5720
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	355
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	162
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1317	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Villages Defended:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!