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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1775 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 200 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1039 |
But the real reason you should join is because we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Mexico! Why, you ask? Because we don’t want any non-Mexican players on our server, of course! So we built a bridge over Mexico to send them all to the USA. Maybe it was Mexico that wanted a wall on its southern border this whole time. Who knows?
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even some unexpected international diplomacy. Just watch out for creepers disguised as politicians! 😉🌵🇲🇽 #MinecraftMadness