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AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	7882	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	3859	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Divine Spears Created:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
New Chunks Explored:	885488	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Animals Bred:	101
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7214	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9819
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	2331

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Players:	105/200	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragons Tamed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6