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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4001 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Ores Mined: | 9490 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never have consensual sex with a woman above a 6/10 without paying! But don’t worry, because we have plenty of other ways to have fun on the server.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?
So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!
