No thanks, Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Votes:	136
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never have consensual sex with a woman above a 6/10 without paying! But don’t worry, because we have plenty of other ways to have fun on the server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?

So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ores Mined:	7936
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Farms Harvested:	313	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2063
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Falling into the Void:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Gems Collected:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crops Grown:	4360
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	2417
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ores Mined:	9466	Astral Projections Made:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	283
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Star Shards Collected:	61	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchantments Applied:	274	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!