New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 109/1000 Votes: 8552
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Gods Slained: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never have consensual sex with a woman above a 6/10 without paying! But don’t worry, because we have plenty of other ways to have fun on the server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?

So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!

New Minecraft Server
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