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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8552 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?
So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!