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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1835 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 187 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never have consensual sex with a woman above a 6/10 without paying! But don’t worry, because we have plenty of other ways to have fun on the server.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?
So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!
