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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8872 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7467 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
But the real reason you should join is because we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Mexico! Why, you ask? Because we don’t want any non-Mexican players on our server, of course! So we built a bridge over Mexico to send them all to the USA. Maybe it was Mexico that wanted a wall on its southern border this whole time. Who knows?
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even some unexpected international diplomacy. Just watch out for creepers disguised as politicians! 😉🌵🇲🇽 #MinecraftMadness