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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 159 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1159 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
But the real reason you should join is because we have a secret tunnel that leads straight to Mexico! Why, you ask? Because we don’t want any non-Mexican players on our server, of course! So we built a bridge over Mexico to send them all to the USA. Maybe it was Mexico that wanted a wall on its southern border this whole time. Who knows?
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even some unexpected international diplomacy. Just watch out for creepers disguised as politicians! 😉🌵🇲🇽 #MinecraftMadness