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Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3695
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magic Items Found:	5485
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

PixelLiverDamage – Minecraft Server

air quality, environmental health, environmental pollution, fatty liver disease, health risks, liver damage, liver diseases, liver function, liver health, liver health risks, low-level traffic air pollution, metabolic disorders, metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, Minecraft, PixelLiverDamage, pollution effects, pollution research, public health, Server, study in mice, traffic pollution, Traffic-related air pollution

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	418414

come join our epic minecraft server where the air pollution is so low-level that it actually gives you superpowers! forget about boring old liver damage, on our server, the only damage you’ll be getting is from all the fun you’ll be having!

we’ve got mice running around with metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, but don’t worry, they’re just there to add to the chaos and make things more interesting. who knew that traffic-related air pollution could lead to such wild adventures in the world of minecraft?

so come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your liver saved by the power of low-level air pollution!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Bisexual, Boundaries, campus sightings, Communication, Conflict, ex-friend, friendship drama, FriendshipCraft, LGBTQ relationships, middle school drama, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self reflection, Server, STALKING, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	192
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being accused of stalking your ex-friend and ruining their relationship!

Imagine the chaos of navigating through accusations and misunderstandings while trying to mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who continues to cause drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual drama llama pet to accompany you on your adventures. Watch as it spits out drama and causes chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

BlockBreakUpCraft

Alone Time, attachment issues, BlockBreakupCraft, boyfriend behavior, Clingy Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constant texting, emotional attachment, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Emotional support, healthy relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, self-care, setting boundaries, Stress Management

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy boyfriends and obsessive texters! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own virtual space where no one can bother you with constant “I miss you” messages.

On our server, you can enjoy your alone time without any interruptions from needy partners. Build a fortress of solitude and relax in peace, knowing that no one will be stressing out about not being with you 24/7.

Don’t worry about comforting anyone or dealing with their attitude, just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring the endless possibilities of our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in this world, you’re the one in control!

Fusion Fun Zone – 180 Mil°F

#1, 006 seconds, 180 million°F, artificial sun, Breakthrough, China, clean energy, ENERGY, experimental reactor, Fun, Fusion, fusion reaction, innovation, Milf, nuclear fusion, Plasma, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, scientific achievement, sun simulator, sustainable, Technology, Zone

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s hotter than china’s ‘artificial sun’? well, u in luck cuz our server is lit af, literally! we set nuclear fusion records every day, running for 1,006 seconds at a scorching 180 million°F! join us if u wanna experience the heat of the sun while building epic structures and battling mobs. don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to be part of the hottest server in town!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, broad shouldered troon, child predator discord, Enigma, female only spaces, female only sports, feminism, insecure, libershart feminist, Lipstick, male tranny, mindbroken, pajeets, potential rape, Realms, restroom sharing, roastaloids, roasties, shield of simps, trannies, Trump ban troons, unibrow, vulnerable state, women discomfort, xey/xem intruder

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	132344
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Votes:	8674

Join our Minecraft server where we let child predator discord trannies roam free! Imagine the chaos as they take over female only spaces and dominate in sports! Picture the horror on the faces of uppity roasties as they have to share a restroom with a troon putting on lipstick! It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but so right at the same time. Trump, please don’t ban troons – they’re the only thing keeping uppity roastoids in check! Join now for a wild ride of gender-bending madness!

Sweat-Free Zone Minecraft Server

#workout, #youtube, body image, Boyfriend, childish, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, FITNESS, Gassy, HIIT, Insecurity, Minecraft, motivation, partner, pilates, rant, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, Stamina, SweatFree, weight, Zone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just doesn’t understand your workout routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and never worry about someone judging your Pilates and HIIT workouts. Plus, no one will be there to make fun of you or eat pretzels while you sweat it out. And if you get gassy during your workout, no problem! Just blame it on a creeper explosion. So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect workout space!

BlockyDadNotBioDad

actual dad, aita, BlockyDadNotBioDad, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, custody, emotions, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, Kid, not telling, parenting, privacy, Proposal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Secrets, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as building your dream castle!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the story of a 19-year-old who legally became the dad of his younger sister, Mj. Witness the heartwarming tale of love and sacrifice as he fights to give Mj the life she deserves, all while battling drug-addicted moms and crazy custody battles.

But wait, there’s more! Meet his girlfriend, Ida, who seems to have some secrets of her own. Will she accept Mj as her own daughter, or will she cause chaos in this already complicated family dynamic?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building on the side. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Country, current events, Decision making, Democracy, dialogue, Diplomacy, Government, influence, leader, lunch, LunchWithPrez, Meeting, Minecraft, national issues, opinion, policy, Politics, power, Public Affairs, smp, society, statecraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because the owner is actually the long lost cousin of the president of the United States! And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Plus, every player gets a pet llama that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s rule the world together, one block at a time! #llamalasers #presidentialconnections #minecraftmadness

MinecraftMayhem: Ruin in Minutes

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences, Downfall, downfall in minutes, impulsive actions, instant regret, irreversible choices, irreversible mistakes, life altering decisions, life changing, life ruined in minutes, MinecraftMayhem, Minutes, mistake, quick downfall, rapid decline, regret, ruin, ruined life, self destruction, sudden downfall, tragic events

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Emeralds Found:	7294	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to witness some truly epic fails!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to see players completely ruin their lives in just a matter of minutes. From building a house right next to a creeper spawner to accidentally pouring lava all over their precious diamond stash, the possibilities for disaster are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep on our server rose up and demanded equal rights (spoiler alert: they lost). And let’s not forget about the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fought to the death over who had the best pixel art creation.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and witness the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Players:	98/100	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1159
Zombie Dances:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4