No-Selfie Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	2881	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you!

Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken cult? Why not! This server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events. From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories together. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Votes:	3351
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	286
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Animals Bred:	186	Crops Grown:	9792

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7086	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Items Found:	4462	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1488
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Potions Brewed:	183
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Farms Harvested:	446	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Votes:	9276	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchantments Applied:	181	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Star Shards Collected:	104
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌