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Players: 104/100 Votes: 6130
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dimension Hops: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Ablinoids and chinksects are like the most useless NPCs you’ll ever encounter. They can’t even reproduce, like seriously, what’s the point? But don’t worry, you won’t be as useless as them on our server!

Join us for the chance to show off your superior Minecraft skills and prove that you can carry out basic human functions better than these sorry excuses for mobs. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can laugh at the absurdity of it all while building epic structures and battling fierce enemies?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to outshine the Ablinoids and chinksects in this crazy Minecraft world!

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  • Ethereal Realm 1.20.2

    Ethereal Realm 1.20.2
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 6063
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6863
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the players cheat on their virtual wives with random former child sex slaves they groomed! And get this, they still think they’re the good guys! Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you’re into that kind of chaotic energy, then this server is definitely the place for you. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • TicketTussle Minecraft Server

    TicketTussle Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 3616
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of unreliable friends and feeling left out of group activities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a ball of a time where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched or ignored by your virtual pals.

    Unlike real life, on our server, you’ll always have a ticket to the party and never have to deal with drama or fake friends. Plus, our student ID requirement is just a joke – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun, no matter their age or background.

    So say goodbye to unreliable friends and hello to a new virtual squad that will always have your back. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCoupleTaxTime

    CraftyCoupleTaxTime
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 6656
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with tax drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where taxes don’t exist! That’s right, you can build your dream world without worrying about Uncle Sam taking a cut of your hard-earned diamonds.

    Join us and escape to a land where you can live tax-free and rule your own kingdom without any financial burdens. No more arguments with your spouse about who should pay the tax bill, because here, it’s all fun and games!

    Build your own empire, mine for resources, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs to worry about taxes when you can focus on building the biggest and best castle in all of Minecraft land?

    So come on over and join us for a tax-free adventure like no other. Trust us, once you experience the freedom of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyBrainsMC

    CraftyBrainsMC
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 1327
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Ores Mined: 6621
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Villages Defended: 10 Magic Items Found: 6347
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are they building a working rocket ship in Minecraft? Because that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Our players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to escape the blocky world and explore the galaxy. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of interstellar travel while laughing your way through ridiculous adventures with our wacky community. Who needs a PhD when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

    CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 7228
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and mine stuff and just be, like, a total boss? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more!

    we got like, crazy cool mods that let u fly around like a superhero and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. not even kidding, it’s lit af.

    also, we have this epic storyline where u gotta save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens. yeah, u heard me right, zombie chickens. they’re like, super fast and they can fly and stuff. it’s intense.

    plus, we have like, the best community ever. everyone is so nice and helpful and they’ll totally have ur back if u ever get stuck or need help. it’s like, a big minecraft family.

    so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s the bomb dot com, for real. come join us and be a part of something totally epic. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyTariffWars

    CraftyTariffWars
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 9015
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

    and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

    oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

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  • Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

    Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 6715
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ores Mined: 5029 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

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  • Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

    Fruit Fly Maggot Madness
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 5817
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

    Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

    Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

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  • Crescenta

    Crescenta
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 317
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Votes: 8057 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Unique Skill System Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
    Lands Plugin-Style Claims Complete with nations and diplomacy
    Economy System Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
    Token System Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
    Brewery Brew custom drinks and get drunk
    Races and Classes Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
    Bluemap Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
    No Resets Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

    IP: crescenta.org

    Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

    Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

    A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

    Q: How does the economy system work?

    A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

    A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

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  • Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

    Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 9888
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Astral Projections Made: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

    We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

    So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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  • RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

    RejectionCraft: Bro Edition
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 1289
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

    So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 8984
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

    First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

    And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

    But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

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  • SheetCrafters

    SheetCrafters
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 4096
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1585 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Villages Defended: 18 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Void Armor Forged: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

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  • CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    CraftyChina Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 9187
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Falling into the Void: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Mines Excavated: 4393
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

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  • CraftyWarriors

    CraftyWarriors
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 6059
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Emeralds Found: 4548 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Crops Grown: 2712 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

    but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

    plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

    so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

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