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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7146 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with crazy shenanigans!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond llama, battle against hordes of evil chickens, and try not to accidentally blow up our own houses with TNT (again).
But beware, on “trying not to be racist against Brazilians day one”, things can get a little…interesting. You never know when a group of mischievous pandas will prank you by replacing all your blocks with pink wool or when a herd of derpy cows will start a dance party in the middle of your base.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…unless you accidentally unleash the wrath of the Ender Dragon on the entire server. Oops!
