yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own airplane and fly it over da map without worrying about some pesky google earth airplane blocking ur view! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. don’t miss out on the wackiest minecraft server around!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 19 Void Gems Collected: 38
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 13
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 15
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Royal Torture Minecraft Server

    Royal Torture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 20 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

    The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

    Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 964 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PetPals Minecraft Server

    PetPals Minecraft Server
    🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

    But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Enchantments Applied: 181
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MomKnowsBestMC

    MomKnowsBestMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

    Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

    Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

    FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

    Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

    SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server
    Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

    So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3717 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Crops Grown: 2637 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

    ShadowCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Potions Brewed: 29
    Dimension Hops: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyUkraine2020

    CraftyUkraine2020
    so like, this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got Zelenskyy meeting with Harris and spat with Trump, like what even is happening? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft. join us if you want to witness the most epic drama unfold right before your eyes. who needs reality TV when you have this server, amirite? come join the chaos and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Animals Bred: 142 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Loot Lottery Madness

    Loot Lottery Madness
    LOLZ, u ever feel like u won the lottery when u find a sick Minecraft server? well, dis server is like hitting the jackpot every time u log on! we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyeballs pop outta ur head, like seriously, we had to ban eyeball retrieval services cuz they were gettin overwhelmed.

    Not only dat, but we got mobs dat will make u question ur sanity. we got creepers doin the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just bein zombies. but trust me, u ain’t never seen mobs like dis before.

    And don’t even get me started on our community events. we once had a pig race dat turned into a full-on piggy olympics. pigs doin hurdles, pigs doin synchronized swimming, pigs doin interpretive dance. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of winning the Minecraft lottery every single day. just remember to hold onto ur eyeballs, cuz they might just pop out again.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Dimension Hops: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty Trans Teens Server

    Crafty Trans Teens Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s fart! We have so much fun, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you have to pee! Plus, did you know that joining our server decreases your chances of turning into a llama by 69%? True story, bro.

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots out rainbow lasers! But be careful, because the zombies have been taking salsa dancing lessons and they’re ready to boogie down with you.

    Forget about those boring servers with no pizzazz. Ours is like a magical unicorn rollercoaster ride through a rainbow tornado! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Chimeras Created: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ArdynFall SMP: Where creepers are the only thing more explosive than the drama!

    ArdynFall SMP: Where creepers are the only thing more explosive than the drama!

    ArdynFall SMP – Your New Minecraft Home Awaits!

    Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

    Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
    Brand New World: We’ve moved to a new server and are only 3 weeks old! Now’s your chance to start fresh and build alongside us.
    Established & Close-Knit Community: Some of our players have been adventuring together for 2+ years!
    No Planned Server Resets: Build your legacy—your creations are here to stay!
    100% Uptime & Regular Backups: Our server runs around the clock with frequent backups to ensure your progress is safe.
    Dedicated Staff Team: A friendly, experienced staff is always available to assist with any issues or concerns.
    Player-Run Economy: Help develop our diamond-based shopping district and grow the server economy!
    Exciting Events: We’ve got plenty of engaging events planned for the future. But in the meantime, don’t miss out on our (optional) HermitCraft-inspired Demise event for the month of October!

    Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat: Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

    Interested? Join our discord and apply now!

    ⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v⛏️

    See you in-game, adventurer!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Creamy Craft Minecraft Server

    Creamy Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the cream, baby! Why settle for milk when you can have the cream of the crop?

    Join our server and experience the most epic adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Build your own cream-themed castle and defend it against hordes of evil cows trying to steal your precious cream. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Cream of Endless Fortune, rumored to grant wishes to those who possess it.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive cream-based mini-games like Creamy Parkour and Creamy Capture the Flag. And don’t even get us started on our cream-themed skins and accessories – you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a creamy good time like you’ve never experienced before. Trust us, once you go cream, you’ll never go back!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • breathes in Minecraft SMP Madness

    breathes in Minecraft SMP Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing chickens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of insanity and let’s see just how far we can push the limits of what’s possible in Minecraft. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Runes Activated: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PickMeCraft

    PickMeCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of navigating through friendships gone sour just like Avery and her friend! Join us for a chance to confront your virtual pals about their questionable behavior and see if you’re the AITA in the situation. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual showdown!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HackyLifeMinecraftSMP

    HackyLifeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outlandish shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they bring a llama dressed in a tuxedo. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

    But that’s not all! We also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just be careful not to fall into the lava, or you might end up as crispy as a chicken nugget.

    And let’s not forget about our legendary prank wars that happen every full moon. From turning someone’s house into a giant pink sheep to filling their inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, the possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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