yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own airplane and fly it over da map without worrying about some pesky google earth airplane blocking ur view! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. don’t miss out on the wackiest minecraft server around!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • breathes in Minecraft SMP Madness

    breathes in Minecraft SMP Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing chickens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of insanity and let’s see just how far we can push the limits of what’s possible in Minecraft. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Animals Bred: 148 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PickMeCraft

    PickMeCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of navigating through friendships gone sour just like Avery and her friend! Join us for a chance to confront your virtual pals about their questionable behavior and see if you’re the AITA in the situation. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual showdown!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • HackyLifeMinecraftSMP

    HackyLifeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outlandish shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they bring a llama dressed in a tuxedo. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

    But that’s not all! We also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just be careful not to fall into the lava, or you might end up as crispy as a chicken nugget.

    And let’s not forget about our legendary prank wars that happen every full moon. From turning someone’s house into a giant pink sheep to filling their inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, the possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Ores Mined: 6007
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • HarrisCraft: The VP vs. Former Prez

    HarrisCraft: The VP vs. Former Prez
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Want to build a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We fully support that decision!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most insane events you’ve ever seen. From llama races to creeper karaoke nights, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of Captain Stevebeard, a pirate who buried his loot somewhere in the server and left a series of ridiculous clues to find it.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyNations Minecraft Server

    CraftyNations Minecraft Server
    lol u know wat else has over 30 nations? THIS MINECRAFT SERVER! we got players from all over the world coming together to support each other and have a blast in the game. EU even adopted a declaration saying this server is the bomb dot com. join us and be a part of this epic international community. who knows, maybe u’ll even meet a Ukrainian player who will show u their secret diamond stash hidden in a virtual cave. ain’t no politics here, just pure fun and friendship. come join us now and be a part of something bigger than urself.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyUkraineDefense

    CraftyUkraineDefense
    hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, u will be like WOAH? well then u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the US announcing an $8 billion military aid package for Ukraine – totally unexpected and totally epic!

    imagine u logging on and being greeted by a giant statue of a creeper holding a diamond sword, that’s how u know u in for a wild ride. we got custom plugins that let u fly on a pig while shooting fireballs from ur hands, it’s like being a superhero in minecraft!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city where u can battle zombies and skeletons in a never-ending maze of doom. and if u make it out alive, u get a prize of unlimited diamonds and emeralds!

    so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Power Wash Mania

    Power Wash Mania
    come join dis minecraft server, where you can virtually power wash your way to a better mood like an oxford university study showed! we got power wash simulator (PWS) and it will make you happier than a pig in mud! more than 70% of our players saw a small improvement in their moods, so why not give it a try? plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server giving out diamonds to lucky players, so come join the fun and let’s power wash our way to happiness together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • FunnyTime server Minecraft

    FunnyTime server Minecraft

    Welcome to the cozy FunnyTime server!

    Here you can play calmly, grief the base, break the economy.

    We have two modes: Anarchic (Server with donations, privates, donation-things) and Vanilla (Without privates, donations, RTP).

    You can also get a free daily chest by entering the /reward command in Anarchy mode.

    And if you go to our site https://shop.funnytime.fun/ then in the lower right corner there is a gift button, if you click on it then you can enter your nickname on the server and get 1 free donation chest!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Mature Craft: Where we all pretend to be responsible adults while playing Minecraft… badly.

    Mature Craft: Where we all pretend to be responsible adults while playing Minecraft… badly.
    MurkLand <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/you-retarded-fuck/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Minecraft Server: MurkLand

    We are looking for new longtime community members! No drama, no cheating just mature casual gamers. Looking to make new friends as well as host a fun safe space for others.

    Key Features:

    Server Details:

    IP Address 103.152.196.59
    Discord https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

    FAQ:

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server using the IP Address provided above.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

    A: Yes, we have a Discord server where you can chat with other players and get updates on server events.

    Q: Are there any paid features on the server?

    A: No, we do not have any crates, keys, or paid ranks. Everyone is on an equal playing field.

    Q: What sets MurkLand apart from other servers?

    A: Our focus on creating a mature, drama-free community and providing a unique RPG experience with quests based on popular games.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • EuroCraft – Warsaw Minecraft Server

    EuroCraft – Warsaw Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Minecraft server that will transport you to the New York of Europe – Warsaw, Poland! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is a replica of the Statue of Liberty, except she’s holding a diamond sword instead of a torch. Because why not?

    2. Our PvP arena is located in the middle of a bustling Polish street market, where you can battle it out while dodging flying pierogies and sausages.

    3. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that speak fluent Polish. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – they just want to teach you some new phrases while you fight them.

    4. Our staff members all wear traditional Polish attire, complete with feathered hats and embroidered vests. They take their jobs very seriously, but they also know how to have a good time.

    So come join us on this wild adventure in Warsaw, Poland – you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Flying pierogies and talking mobs may cause extreme laughter and confusion.)

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The CoolCrafters Minecraft SMP Season 2023/24

    The CoolCrafters Minecraft SMP Season 2023/24
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

    Join us and become the top goalscorer like Kane and Mbappé in the Champions League, or assist your way to victory like Bellingham and Sabitzer. Who needs diamonds when you can create big chances like Mbappé himself?

    In La Liga, you can dominate the leaderboard just like Dovbyk and Baena, or channel your inner Aspas and create big chances left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! Take your skills to the Copa America and become the top goalscorer like L. Martinez, or assist your way to glory like James Rodriguez. With chances created like Messi, you’ll be unstoppable!

    And if that’s not enough, join Real Madrid and dominate the leaderboard like Bellingham, who not only scores goals but also assists and creates big chances like a true MVP.

    And the cherry on top? Win the Ballon d’Or like Vinicius Jr. and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2178 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2728 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • RingRecovery Minecraft Server

    RingRecovery Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the value of sentimental items like engagement rings! Join us for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, where you can find your lost ring and reclaim it in the virtual world.

    Imagine the thrill of searching through pixelated caves and battling mobs to retrieve your precious ring. Who needs therapy when you can conquer your emotions through epic Minecraft quests?

    Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you shed a tear or two over your lost ring in our virtual world. In fact, we encourage it! Let your emotions flow as you navigate through our server and bond with fellow players over your shared love for shiny objects.

    So come on, join us and let’s turn your heartbreak into a hilarious Minecraft saga. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring that’s worth a million virtual dollars!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 79 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Falling into the Void: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MineCraftyHeirSplitter

    MineCraftyHeirSplitter
    Are you tired of dealing with greedy family members trying to guilt-trip you out of your hard-earned inheritance? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire with no pesky half-siblings trying to mooch off your success.

    On our server, you can mine for diamonds without worrying about entitled family members demanding a cut. Build your dream castle without the stress of family drama following you around. And if anyone tries to guilt you into sharing your loot, just block them like you would a creeper!

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide between building a roller coaster or a giant statue of a llama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with entitled family members trying to weasel their way into your inheritance.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CompliSMP-Insults!

    CompliSMP-Insults!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CreeperCarnage

    CreeperCarnage
    Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft, never to find your way back home? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always lead you back to safety! Join us and never worry about losing your way again.

    But wait, there’s more! Are you scared of running into creepy mobs in the dark caves of Minecraft? Don’t fret, because on our server, all the mobs have been replaced with adorable kittens and puppies! You’ll never have to worry about being attacked by zombies or skeletons again.

    And if you’re truly afraid of being alone in this blocky world, don’t worry because our server is always bustling with friendly players who are ready to team up and conquer the Minecraft universe together. Join us and never feel lonely again!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and conquer your fears in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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