yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own airplane and fly it over da map without worrying about some pesky google earth airplane blocking ur view! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. don’t miss out on the wackiest minecraft server around!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 13
Emeralds Found: 8362 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 603 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 57 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2137 Falling into the Void: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Mythical Quests Completed: 43

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
    join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 323 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

    Crafty Tariff Trouble Server
    so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

    but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

    DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21
    Server Name Draconicraft SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

    3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

    The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

    4. What is the server’s primary language?

    English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    5. How large is the server world?

    The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

    6. Can I build large projects on the server?

    Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

    7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    8. How can I contact the server admins?

    You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Royal Torture Minecraft Server

    Royal Torture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Emeralds Found: 3092
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 175 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

    The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

    Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Dimension Hops: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PetPals Minecraft Server

    PetPals Minecraft Server
    🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

    But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MomKnowsBestMC

    MomKnowsBestMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

    Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

    Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1636 Potions Brewed: 103
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

    FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

    Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1461 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

    SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server
    Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

    So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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