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SilentShelter

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	573	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Runes Activated:	2

New released Factions server with a lot of custom features like Dungeons, custom items and more. Join us for fun, we’re open 24/7 on a dedicated server. We are recruiting new staff members.

play.silentshelter.com

Mystic Enigma 1.21.1

1.21.1, ape linebackers, Attitudes, confusion, dating options, Enigma, erasure, gangbanged, impurity, Innocence, interracial, mystic, niggers, promiscuity, purity, Race, racism, Stereotypes, white race, white women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want a place where white girls can be safe from niggers and ape linebackers! We don’t promote impurity, only pure Minecraft fun! Don’t be a hypocrite, come join us and protect the white race in our blocky world! Let’s build a community where white girls can be innocent and safe from niggers and ape linebackers! Join now for a pure Minecraft experience!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

career development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Employee, Feedback, HonestCraft, Honesty, honesty in feedback, honesty in references, job application, Job Interview, job reference, Job Search, Minecraft, Professionalism, reference etiquette, reference request, Server, supervisor, Support, Time management, work ethic, young professional

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story of a front desk staff member who couldn’t handle the truth.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?

Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

acknowledgment, Business, business ownership, Communication, cultural bias, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, family business, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Gratitude, HubbyCraft, international marriage, Marriage, ownership, Partnership, Respect, shareholders, Support, wanted, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Buildings Constructed:	33	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	8657
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Animals Bred:	171	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, Like.., Music, MysticCraft, No. 94941516, ONLINE, Popular, Realms, Share, social media, trending, uh oh, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!

And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HusbandHoggingMCServer

Army, Attention, baby, Communication, Conflict, family time, Friends, Gaming, husband, HusbandHoggingMCServer, Marriage, military wife, parenting, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, soulmate, Support, Tears, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7004
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of your husband ignoring you and your beautiful baby to play video games for 18 hours straight? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your husband becomes addicted to building virtual blocks instead of ignoring his family.

Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.

So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!

HelmetHeistCraft

Argument, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dog pee, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, gift, Gratitude, Helmet, HelmetHeistCraft, misunderstanding, moped, ownership, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, Value

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

ZombieSurvivor SMP

apocalypse survival, emergency preparedness, End of the World, Long-term Survival, post-apocalyptic, smp, survival plan, survival skills, survival strategy, Survival Tactics, zombie apocalypse, zombie apocalypse preparation, zombie apocalypse strategy, zombie apocalypse survival kit, Zombie Attack, zombie defense, zombie defense plan, zombie outbreak, zombie survival guide, zombie survival plan, zombie survival tips, ZombieSurvivor

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Crops Grown:	9753	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Lol, bro, forget about the zombie apocalypse, join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your face off. But don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons to slay those baddies like a boss.

Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).

But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

CreeperCuisine

Adult, CEREAL, chicken nuggets, childhood favorite, comfort food, COOKIES, CreeperCuisine, french fries, grilled cheese, guilty pleasure, Hot Dogs, ice cream, indulgence, kid food, mac and cheese, Nostalgia, peanut butter and jelly, pizza, snack, spaghetti tacos, Treat

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Animals Bred:	117	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Congress, controversy, Diplomacy, exchange, foreign policy, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, MINERALS, negotiations, Politics, quid pro quo, rare earths, RareEarthCraft, Server, Trade, trump, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, united states, White House

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8296	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so, like, you know how trump is all like “i need some rare earths from ukraine, yo”? well, guess what? on this epic minecraft server, we got all the rare earths you could ever dream of! join now and trade those precious rare earths for some sweet in-game aid, just like trump wanted!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.

oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.

so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	107/400	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Votes:	8178
Farms Harvested:	780	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10