No Phone Cancer Zone | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, anonymous users, attraction, body image, Confidence, DATING, Enchanted, Femanons, height discrimination, height preferences, Insecurities, love, Masculinity, online forums, Opinions, partner preferences, PIXEL, Realm, relationships, self esteem, short men, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Farms Harvested:	239
Void Armor Forged:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Lol, bro, forget about femanons, on this Minecraft server, we only date 5’4″ guys! Why? Because we believe in equality for all heights, even in blocky pixel form. Join us and experience the love and acceptance of being a shorter Minecraft player. Plus, our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Come join us and embrace your inner short king in the world of Minecraft!

ElonCraft: Rasputin Reimagined

billionaire, charismatic leader, controversial figure, cult of personality, disruptor., eccentric, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, influence, innovation, inventor, modern day, present day, rasputin, Reimagined, spacex, SpaceX CEO, Technology, tesla, Tesla founder, Visionary

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Elon Musk is not just a tech billionaire, but also a modern-day Rasputin! Join us as we explore the wild and wacky world of Musktopia, where rockets are powered by sheer willpower and flamethrowers are the weapon of choice against creepers.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a Tesla Cybertruck through the Nether? Or watch Elon Musk battle it out with Herobrine in an epic showdown for control of the server? Well, look no further because anything is possible in this crazy, Musk-filled world.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Elon Musk riding a unicorn while launching a SpaceX rocket into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this one-of-a-kind server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of rocket fuel).

Dracon Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Dracon Earth is an Earth-themed Minecraft Survival server where the map faithfully reflects the real world geography. Players can build their own cities, form nations and fight for global dominance. With a mix of politics, economics and war, Dracon Earth offers a unique and immersive experience for all adventurers.

5.9.123.60

PokeCraft

1.16.5, BUILD, Community, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Potions Brewed:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Items Found:	3852

1.16.5 Pixelmon server come join us today and conquor the pokemon world, we look forward to seeing you all join and build your very own standing in our community.

173.240.154.37

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
New Chunks Explored:	980721	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Crops Grown:	3383	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Towns Built:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1904	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	9479	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6893
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crops Grown:	6252

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	9994

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2253	Farms Harvested:	730
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Votes:	6816
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2