No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

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Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Runes Activated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HamasGoneWild

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

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lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Items Found:	5867
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

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So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PeakMaturityCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	311529

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

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lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Star Shards Collected:	210	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2208	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

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LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3389
Towns Built:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	6642
Void Gems Collected:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.