No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Void Gems Collected:	33
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MoneyMines SMP

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If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3214	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8574	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Towns Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ores Mined:	8899

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5105

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6501	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9807	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Emeralds Found:	5162

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	221
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.