No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
Herobrine Sightings: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 419
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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