New Minecraft Servers

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20

    Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring updates? Well, guess what? Join our server for the ultimate crossover experience! We got Starlight Celebration events that will blow your mind! Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign? More like Snowstreamer B*tch Campaign, am I right?

    Resources, Free Companies, Linkshells? We got ’em all, baby! And don’t even get me started on the meetups! From War in the Pocket Drive-in movie meetups to LOTR marathons, we’ve got something for everyone!

    And mark your calendars for next year’s meetups, because we’ve got New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration and 2025 Survival Tips! Who needs reality when you can join our server and question everything you know? Don’t miss out, join now and regret nothing!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PC Minecraft SMP: The Real Block World Show

    PC Minecraft SMP: The Real Block World Show

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is basically a breeding ground for virtual love connections – forget Tinder, this is where the real romance happens. We’ve had more couples form on this server than a season of The Bachelor, and the drama is juicier than a Real Housewives reunion.

    Join us for a chance to find your virtual soulmate, or just witness the chaos unfold as relationships blossom and implode faster than you can say “creeper”. Who needs reality TV when you can watch the drama unfold live in-game?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and your heart emojis, and join us for a wild ride on the most love-filled Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find your player two…or three, or four. Love is in the blocks, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMPSecretRevealed – Minecraft SMP

    SMPSecretRevealed – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this dude I’ve known for like forever suddenly started building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even?! And then we found out he’s actually a secret chicken enthusiast who has a whole chicken farm hidden underground, like who even does that?! So yeah, if you wanna uncover some crazy secrets about your friends while building epic castles and stuff, you gotta join this SMP, it’s wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyMedsServer

    CraftyMedsServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical potion of fun and excitement! Join us and experience a world where the best pharmaceutical drugs have been turned into epic Minecraft items. Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a pill that gives you super speed or strength! Or battling mobs with the power of a healing potion that can cure any ailment. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, take a trip with us and discover the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrashCraft: Azerbaijan Airlines

    CrashCraft: Azerbaijan Airlines

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is so lit that even airplanes are crashing because they can’t handle the awesomeness. Like, the pilots were probably trying to join the server while flying and got so hyped that they lost control. It’s like the Bermuda Triangle but with more creepers and diamonds. Join now before you miss out on all the chaos and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP