No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

White European Land 1.20.5

Land, European culture, white identity, European heritage, Georgian people

Yo, bro, do you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, man. And get this, they have the craziest reason to join – because Geogian are White and European! Mind blown, right? You don’t even need to thank me for dropping this knowledge bomb on you. Just hop on this server and let your mind be blown even more. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Dawntrail Minecraft SMP – XIVG: Final Funny Fantasy

xivg, Mana, Kabuki Lupin III., Free Companies, FINAL

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more craziness than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us for our Starlight Celebration where we’ll be decking the halls and spreading holiday cheer from Dec 16 to Dec 31. And don’t miss out on our Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign for some epic loot!

But that’s not all! We’ve got meetups galore, from a “I have no family/friends Christmas Meetup” to a War in the Pocket Drive-in /m/ovie meetup. And who could forget the /xivg/ Chaotic Alliance Raid or the LOTR Marathon at Snowsteep Springs?

And mark your calendars for next year’s meetups, like the New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration and 2025 Survival Tips at the Hot Springs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more exciting than riding a pig off a cliff!

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MineFit: Get Ripped or Die Mining

Die, Mining, MineFit, RIPPED

Are you tired of looking like a blocky Steve in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the secret to getting that perfect pixelated bod! Join us and you’ll be mining and crafting your way to a ripped physique in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that just catching a glimpse of it will give you +10 strength and +5 charisma. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them is for a killer six-pack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your real-life gains at the same time. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to real-life gains?

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OilSpillSurvival

Environment, threat, collision, Disaster, #authorities

LOL, WELCOME TO OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE OIL SPILLS ARE A THING OF THE PAST! JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN OIL-FREE PARADISE, AWAY FROM THE RUSSIAN SHADOW FLEET OF DOOM.

WE’VE GOT CRAZY MINI-GAMES LIKE “CLEAN THE OCEAN” AND “SAVE THE DOLPHINS”! YOU CAN EVEN RIDE A GIANT TURTLE AROUND THE MAP, SAVING THE DAY LIKE A TRUE HERO!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE SAVING THE PLANET HAS NEVER BEEN SO HILARIOUSLY FUN! LET’S BUILD A MINECRAFT WORLD FREE FROM OIL SPILLS AND RUSSIAN SHADOW FLEETS, TOGETHER!

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Pixelated Perspectives

unique viewpoint, pixelated, personalized views, diverse interpretations, individual differences

come join our minecraft server where you can be a shapeshifter without even trying. one minute you’re a majestic unicorn, the next you’re a potato with legs. no two players will ever see you the same way, making you the ultimate mystery in the minecraft world. become a legend on our server as the master of disguise and confusion. trust us, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss out on.

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No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

White European Land 1.20.5

Dawntrail Minecraft SMP – XIVG: Final Funny Fantasy

MineFit: Get Ripped or Die Mining

OilSpillSurvival

Pixelated Perspectives