No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Towns Built: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Dimension Hops: 3
Gods Slained: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Villages Defended: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Potions Brewed: 33
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5572

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Ores Mined: 1086
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Potions Brewed: 98 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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