No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Farms Harvested:	870	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockBusterFamPressure

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Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Brain Busters

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so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	8788
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mines Excavated:	4228
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HairCraftMoms

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Emeralds Found:	9049	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SportyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyMisconceptions

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People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OligarchyCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

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lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

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AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Potions Brewed:	107

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft, Nice, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2